once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
Forrest, Forrest Gump
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
This is the story of a man, who conquered life drink in hand, ship unmanned. Marked by genius, channelled good, by some a bit misunderstood.
They’d been wrong many times before.
Sometimes our saints are sinners, they blur the lines and lead the way - their way.
Raise hell and a glass in reverence, the fearless lives of our great saints - our saints.
Happy Birthday, Jimmy Sullivan | February 9, 1981 – ∞
Fuck you ernie
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?